My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Randomize
