Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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