the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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