I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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