You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Pants are for mortals
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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