was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
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