how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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