have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
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