even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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