love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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