She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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