i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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