I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
you win again, gameday.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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