I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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