remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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