WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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