i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Randomize
