He is such a slut. More and more my type.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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