Already got asked if we're dating
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
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