i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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