And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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