I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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