yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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