I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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