Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
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