In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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