Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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