used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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