how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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