im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Text me some of your sweat
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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