Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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