dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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