is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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