So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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