She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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