I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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