it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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