alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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