There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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