Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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