His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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