Dual....:-)
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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