you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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