I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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