So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
50% drunk capacity currently
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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