so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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