shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
sex in a hospital.. check
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
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