somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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