Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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