worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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