In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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