i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
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